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本帖最后由 sizem 于 2018-2-16 07:49 编辑
"I am your girlfriend" Inc (GF) is seeking a Boyfriend. Headquartered in the UCSD area, GF works to cultivate an environment where Boyfriend can be in his most authentic self and find both belonging and support. GF is on a mission to find a life soulmate -- a great companion who will share life moments with me, whether in a time of adversity or of remarkable joys.
Role Description
Boyfriend is a hyrbid friend and lover. As a Boyfriend, you will have the opportunity to handle thousands of active heartbeat transactions daily, deploy the next-generation Boyfriend-intelligent system, and be a gatekeeper to maintain and preserve trust -- all with your partner in crime.
Things GF does
Home-bound during down time: reading, art-crafting, light gaming.
Some hiking.
Walk on the beach.
You as potential boyfriend if
Similar age as GF.
You are family-oriented, confident, have a cool demeanor, presentable, and are attentive to cleanliness.
You want to learn and grow with GF.
You should bring your skills and expertise to invent unusual solutions for problems we will face together.
Bonus if you
Play games like Pokemon Go.
A UCSD student.
Benefits and Perks
100% love from GF
Competitive medical and health insurance: your #1 goto support, listener, and caretaker
Generous time off with and without me
401k+ together
Team meals and team building
GF is an equal Opportunity Employer means more than upholding discrimination-free screening practices. |
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