[转帖]如何用善意的讽刺回敬外国人说「中国人什么都吃」？

笑死我了， 转帖来自知乎

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't f*** around.

In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys. ..

哈哈哈哈哈 国人能辨别火鸡肉的都...

开玩笑也得有底线，如果在美国说 black slave 是找死的节奏。知道对应的委婉说法很重要。

y5yeyey 发表于 2014-8-5 20:33
开玩笑也得有底线，如果在美国说 black slave 是找死的节奏。知道对应的委婉说法很重要。

对的，这个不可以说。
其它玩笑很nice

何必呢，尤其1,2,4

外国朋友也不少，黑的白的都有，这几个问题从没有人问过我，美国人除了音乐体育真的不喜欢聊政治，很多人连中国在哪儿，奥巴马是谁都不知道，倒是澳洲加拿大那边搞歧视，听一个朋友说，在墨尔本等红绿灯，后面的白垃圾死按喇叭说“f***ing Chinese”，这事在美国弄不死他丫的

很没品，尤其是最后一个，完全是不以为耻反以为荣的丑恶嘴脸，这哪里叫什么善意的讽刺？

替无数合法夫妻、只是想生二胎却被抓去强制堕胎的计划生育政策受害者bs下这作者