女神拒屌丝可以借鉴里面的文字

很多女神经常收到很多男同学的追求，无论是手机的还是邮件的，还是当面的。很多女神经常为此而苦恼，每次都要苦笑着逗屌丝们玩。一会呵呵，一会洗澡。我觉得还是挺辛苦的，于是本屌自告奋勇决定写一个模板，这样女神拒绝起屌丝们来，也更快捷方便一些。
女神们同时也不用发很多好人卡，毕竟发好人卡其实某种程度上，对屌丝和对女神都有些不负责任，有些屌丝会认不清情况，再三纠缠。 于是呢，我写的拒信里面专门列出来了一些原因，女神们可以用来自己改改，添加点新东西，这样也方便屌丝们认清现实。
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Dear candidate xxxx
Greetings.
I personally have received your applicaiton of building a further relationship and understood your recent behaviours could be ascribed to courting. Your backgroud and potential have already been reviewed by committee members which mainly consist of my parents, JMS and close friends. And a decision has been made. It is my regret to inform you that I cannot offer your an admittance. Please understand the small capacity of candidates I can accomodate once a time. I hence cannot admit lots of highly qualified applicants.
Wish you every success in your future endeavors.
Please be advised the decision is final and no change could be made upon this time. Reason of the decision is indicated by the checked  option.
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   a. unsufficient academic credentials
   b. financial support proof missing after application deadline.
   c. for those DS applicants, our bottom line for applicants' height is 185 cm or above, you might not meet it. You can retake the HTFDA(height test for a DS applicant) to demonstrate that your height meets this criterion.
   d. profile photo is missing or does not meet the Digital Image Requirements for DS applicants.
   e. you might meet all the set crieteria, whereas please understand that courting behavior is not a meet-minimum-requirement process. It does depend on many other factors including luck, constellation, pronunciation of your surname and so on.
   f. other______________________
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Sincerely,
Diaosiguncu Pulchritude
Distinguished Sevenblack Goddess
Family of Whitrich Pulchritude
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最后本文是玩笑，女神们随意使用，如果同一时间发了太多这样的信，被堵门不要怪本屌。 建议是分开时间段发，比如竞争力弱的，先发，竞争力强的，后发。或者鼓励DS们，来年继续申请。

我去，这不就是拒绝对方求职信的模版么，换成这方面太好笑了

噗哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。

可以再添上一句： "you are welcome to reapply after six months has passed."

Eden111 发表于 2013-6-22 07:09
我去，这不就是拒绝对方求职信的模版么，换成这方面太好笑了

不知道是不是要附上喜感的翻译，哈哈哈

Echo_Crown 发表于 2013-6-22 07:23
可以再添上一句： "you are welcome to reapply after six months has passed."

and your package will still be available in our system untill then.

神文+大赞！

Echo_Crown 发表于 2013-6-22 07:23
可以再添上一句： "you are welcome to reapply after six months has passed."

这句另外可以说成You're on the waiting list now, please notice about my further information.

中文概括很简单——备胎

我第一反应是有没有高帅富拒女生的。。。。