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匿名用户-3F3WB *2022-11-5 12:02:42* · 2022-11-5 12:02:42

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本帖最后由匿名于 2022-11-5 00:16 编辑

请问我有成为推特最好的程序媛的潜力吗！
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"""
This
function
will
print
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"""
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# char
# to
# convert
# ascii
# value
# to
# char
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# convert
#ascii
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#char i
i = chr(i)

#create
# a list
# to
# store
# string
# Hi
Hi = []
# add
# H
# to Hi
Hi.append(H)

#add
# i
# to
# Hi
Hi.append(i)

# join
# the
# Hi
# list
# to
# string
# Hi
Hi = "".join(Hi)

# store
# print
# to
# print_fun
# for
# printing
# Hi
print_fun = print
print_fun(Hi)

printHi()

匿名用户-5FREL *2022-11-5 13:33:30* · 2022-11-5 13:33:30

顶, 建议 twitter 以后的员工都按楼主的方式写代码, 不然马老板一看代码行数太少, 分分钟让你滚蛋

匿名用户-5FREL *2022-11-6 04:52:04* · 2022-11-6 04:52:04

gtiug111 发表于 2022-11-5 13:31
你这同事review不会让你过哈哈

要是真的需要这么写代码了, 大家都应该心里有数, 如果还碰到这么轴的同事, 还是早点走人吧哈哈.
不过看地里这么多跟冷血资本家共情的人, 说不定还真有....

fee2019

匿名用户发表于 2022-11-4 22:33
顶, 建议 twitter 以后的员工都按楼主的方式写代码, 不然马老板一看代码行数太少, 分分钟让你滚蛋

马老板通过编译器发现大量代码被优化了，这个员工虽然写得多，但毕竟效率太低，还是得滚蛋

匿名用户-5FREL *2022-11-5 14:24:29* · 2022-11-5 14:24:29

fee2019 发表于 2022-11-4 23:11
马老板通过编译器发现大量代码被优化了，这个员工虽然写得多，但毕竟效率太低，还是得滚蛋

马老板要是考虑得这么周到就不会按代码行数裁员了....
算了别招活人了, 还是让他的那个什么机器人来写代码吧, 包他满意

匿名用户-RKJKH *2022-11-6 02:49:37* · 2022-11-6 02:49:37

马斯克看汇编后的东西。

gtiug111

你这同事review不会让你过哈哈

贝多峰

哈哈哈哈哈，马斯克表示你是懂coding的😂

Caleb66666

I want U!! (拍灯转身

sidney66 · 2022-11-16 11:20:13

you are fired!

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