我在简历上撒谎，找到了一份我完全不合格的工作

I lied on my CV to get a job I was completely unqualified for... and now I'm actually good at it.
我在简历上撒谎，找到了一份我完全不合格的工作......现在我实际上很擅长。
I was broke, desperate, and sick of rejection emails. One night, I just snapped and wrote my CV like I was creating a fanfic character. I added skills I didn't have, projects I never worked on, and even made up a fancy-sounding consulting gig that was really just me helping my cousin with his website once.
我破产了，绝望了，厌倦了拒绝的电子邮件。一天晚上，我只是拍了一下，写了我的简历，就像我在创造一个同人小说角色一样。我添加了我没有的技能，我从未参与过的项目，甚至编造了一个听起来很花哨的咨询工作，实际上只是我曾经帮助我的表弟建立他的网站。

I applied to a bunch of jobs. I got a few interviews. I learned some buzzwords, watched a ton of YouTube tutorials, and prayed no one would dig too deep. Then, one company hired me. Remote work, good salary, and full benefits. I swear I almost fainted.
我申请了很多工作。我接受了几次采访。我学了一些流行语，观看了大量的 YouTube 教程，并祈祷没有人会挖掘得太深。然后，一家公司雇用了我。远程工作，薪水丰厚，福利丰厚。我发誓我差点晕倒。

The first month was hell. The imposter syndrome was crushing me; I was googling everything, and I would jump every time someone messaged me on Slack. But I kept going. And I kept learning. I faked the confidence until it wasn't fake anymore.
第一个月是地狱。冒名顶替综合症压垮了我;我在谷歌上搜索所有内容，每次有人在 Slack 上给我发消息时，我都会跳起来。但我继续前进。我一直在学习。我假装自信，直到它不再是假的。

About six months later, now... I'm actually good at this? Like, people come to me with questions. I'm hitting my KPIs. I trained the new intern last week. My manager called me a "core team member," and I nearly choked on my coffee.
大约六个月后，现在......我其实很擅长这个？比如，人们带着问题来找我。我正在达到我的 KPI。上周我培训了这位新实习生。我的经理称我为“核心团队成员”，我差点被咖啡噎住。

I still feel weird about how I started. But at the same time, if I hadn't lied, I never would have gotten this chance in the first place. And now, I'm not lying anymore. I actually became that person. I just took a weird path to get here.
我仍然对自己的开始感到奇怪。但同时，如果我没有撒谎，我从一开始就不会得到这个机会。现在，我不再撒谎了。我实际上变成了那个人。我只是走了一条奇怪的路来到这里。

Maybe the whole system is broken if the only way to get in is to pretend you're already one of them.
如果进入的唯一方法是假装你已经是他们中的一员，那么也许整个系统都崩溃了

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icc基本操作也是fake简历，只要过了interview你就是合格的…
整个industry就这样能怎么办呢🥲

转码那么多成功案例。这个太正常了。