以前套的教授联系不上，最近套的教授。。。不吐不快

放一些上来吐个槽，释放下压力。

Hi, Chinan

Thank you for your email.  At this time I am not able to take on any more graduate students.  I wish you all the best success with your future studies.

Best regards,
XXX


Sorry but I am not taking on additional students.
-XXX


Hello, Chinan
Thanks for your interested but it turns out that I will not be taking a new student in the lab this year.

Best wishes.
Sincerely,
XXX


Hey!

Sorry, I don't have space in my lab at this time. I hope you find a suitable program.

--XXX


还有个今天收到的高潮。。。
Dear  Chinan:

Thank you for your interest in our research work here.
Due to my currently limited funding, I do not have any funding or
financial assistance for any new PhD students for Fall 2012, and thus
I am not seeking any new students this year.  However, I always
welcome qualified students who have arranged for their own support
from scholarships and/or grants.

I consider students 'qualified' for my lab after they have:
1) applied and met University's requirements for graduate
study, and

2) shown good evidence of scholarly work and aptitude for research,
such as published papers or posters in internationally-recognized
scientific conferences and/or journals (e.g. IEEE, ACM, EG)  and

3) have demonstrated abilities for original thinking and work (written
novel computer programs, etc) in computer graphics, computer vision,
digital signal processing and/or related topics such as optics or
tomography.  Image processing work alone is insufficient.

For information on how to apply for graduate study,
and for information on finding and applying for scholarships, please
contact the admissions office.

Best wishes on your pursuit of graduate studies!

Regards,
-XXXX
都不给钱还那么多要求，哭了

最后一个是朵奇葩

啥是poster了            ？

回复 3# wangwei577


    这还真不知道。。。行话吧

回复 4# Aria


    好像有的文章可以在会议上做海报，介绍，好一些的可以oral presentation。

回复率挺高啊，你咋发的？

回复 6# ytsr


    我回复率确实是高，但是基本都没用啊。。。我一般先了解下教授的研究兴趣，然后先表示兴趣+介绍自己，看看教授的反应，如果比较积极就读论文跟进。但是一个月前唯一一个一直联系的教授突然就不理睬了，于是就有了上面的一些回复。在此前还有教授告诉我转校了之类的，唉。

我也是“先了解下教授的研究兴趣，然后先表示兴趣+介绍自己”，然后教授基本没反应。。。

回复 8# ytsr


    那我觉得。。。很可能是你发信的时间在白天吧？那些教授每天收到这种信太多了，不会没封都回甚至不会每封都看。我一般都在晚上10点多发信，正好是人家的上午。教授一打开邮箱我的邮件肯定在很前面，要回的话几小时之内就发话了。。。

回复 8# ytsr

我也是啊，从来就木有理过我，这种陶瓷太苦逼了～～