Daddy jokes冷笑话帖

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1. I startled my next-door neighbor with my new electric power tool. I had to calm him down by saying “Don’t worry, this is just a drill!”

2. What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him at chess? Checkmatey.

3. I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

There are only two things in computer science: entity naming, cache eviction, and off-by-one errors.

Why can't you fart in an Apple Store? Because there's no Windows!

zycalice 发表于 2021-6-29 08:06
old one：
- Have you seen the movie Constipation?
- No

这个我不争气的笑了。

4. I broke my arm in two places. My doctor told me to stop going to those places.

5. I quit my job at the coffee shop the other day. It was just the same old grind over and over.

6. I never buy anything that has Velcro with it, it’s a total rip-off.

I used to work at a soft drink can crushing company, it was soda pressing.

I wondered why the frisbee kept on getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I was going to tell you a fighting joke but I forgot the punch line.

我发现这些dad jokes真的都好冷，好难get到点啊

What is the most groundbreaking invention of all time? The shovel.

I’m starting my new job at a restaurant next week. I can’t wait.