老外再问你以下问题……就让他一次囧个够（转）

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.



Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.



Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族


Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

omegle上用用不错

何必嘛

被逼急了可以用用

“Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.”
这个过分了，有点不以为耻反以为荣的感觉……

1，2，3条还有点冷幽默，4，5，6条有点过了。

同意楼上诸位

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China ...
marshall.yang 发表于 2010-3-9 12:49

这个很好，好几个问题大家都有可能被问到。
不过得注意场合和是否该这样回答。

最后一个赞成zach说的，感觉是自认年轻的时候是loser，美国人不会觉得是耻辱。

感觉是自认年轻的时候是loser
Warald 发表于 2010-3-11 02:37

哈哈

谢谢W大加分！