ME: I am going to the university of ** to pursue my PhD degree.
VO: PHD?!(貌似PHD很有震撼效果,继续。。。)
ME: yes, PHD in mathematics.(我是好孩纸,不是敏感专业)
VO: oh, why do you want to...(看我点头知道他要继续说啥,就没继续说了) ..
ME: because my major in my undergraduate school is mathematics and I really love mathematics, so I prefer...(还没等我说完,就果断和我心有灵犀了)
VO: you are from Liaoning, your university is in Chongqing, what's the difference between Liaoning and Chongqing(果断震惊,尼玛这么快就不正经了,好吧,不正经的在后面). .и
ME: (想了2秒)they have different culture
VO: Is CQ part of China?
ME: OF course.. .и
VO:so they have the same culture.
ME:(又停了2秒)they are different in food, culture and girls(说完女生,我自己也震惊了)
VO:(开始暴走)girls!?tell me some.
ME:(想躲开女生话题) you know, the food in CQ is hot(没说完,VO更来精神了)
VO:so the girls are also hot and Liaoning girls are cold?(我无语)
ME:Liaoning girls are more traditional...
VO这时看起来问不出啥有意思的问题了,站在他旁边看着他调戏我的另个老外,估计也是VO,笑得不行了,然后看VO准备开始撕条,给个小黄纸,还回I20,说个good luck,然后我赶紧说了句:thank you very much! Have a nice day!果断溜了。。。之后到旁边的一个大厦去办理护照和签证回寄。