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[搞笑] 十种类型的programmers

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我不算是TechLead(一位YouTuber)的粉丝,只是偶然看到他的一个自导自演的视频,极为精妙,其搞笑与讽刺的程度甚至胜过大部分小品。
想问一问地里的码农朋友们,这十种类型的programmers多大程度上反映了现实呢?

视频链接如下:


  • The H1B programmer
  • The chief diversity officer
  • The pair programmer
  • The script kiddie
  • The model
  • The Linux
  • The intern
  • The manager
  • The outdated dinosaur
  • The YouTuber




一些Punch Lines:
"the pointer is not pointing"
"you're just a basic asian male, that doesn't make you qualified"
"look at the color of your skin, look at your gender, this is not acceptable"
"do you know how to start this computer? It seems like it's always off.. do you know where the on or off botton is"
"yeah.. photoshop technologies.."
"the low-code/no-code movement"
"test-driven development"
"it does take time for us to get this operating system to work, and then, after that, the mouse isn't working either, so we need to reconfigure it and install the mouse drivers for this, and then the graphics..."
"mac is for non-programmers"
"nocturnal animals"
"actually I'm having a stomachache.. this is my sixth bowel already.."
"I'm about halfway through the tutorial book on HTML.. and I think I'm making good progress.. I'm almost done with that first to-do app I've been working on two and a half months"
"and then I'm really excited about the next chapter where I will be building a button.. and I'm hoping I get return offer"
"I have been holding a lot of meetings"
"I believe projected by next week we should get this up to about zero next week as well.. one second, let me create a Gantt chart"
"hey howdy"
"Fortran... rewrite the text processing enginee using Latex.. running these websites on Nokia phones .. everybody had 2MB memory on their computers.."



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